Sunday, November 1, 2009

Halloween with the Rednecks. Zombie and otherwise.

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Yeah...it was that kinda party.

Above would be the beautiful and gracious "Rudina" who stayed in character the entire night. I'm not sure how many times we saw his balls as he executed his drunken cheers but I'd say it was in the teens.

Nick and I.....

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All in all I was pleased. I've acheived much creepier and more authentic looking in the past but it was good enough for the older crowd we were hangin' with. They thought it was the shit. We're always some of the youngest people (by 10 years or more) at "Rudina's" parties. Plus... they're "Loganville rednecks". Somehow though,I guess through a common bond of ganja and rum, we've been regulars at these things since we were in our mid-twenties.

My mullett kept sliding off and Allison's boobs kept spilling out.

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I just have never got that whole "It's Halloween-dress-like-a-slut" thing. Allison is defintely NOT a slut by the way.

Big time "Georgia" fans. The game blared in the background as they got their asses stomped.

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I could really give a shit about NCAA football but Nick's a Georgia Tech fan and the vanity plate on his truck keeps him from being allowed to park in their driveway.

My first smoke in months but I figured "Fuck it, I'm already dead."

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My dog "Pepper" won "best costume."

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Never met this guy before but he was a frickin' weirdo.

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Rudina getting an injection from Dr. Shots.

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NO heartbeat!!!!

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BRAINS!!!!

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Frickin' mullett slippage!!!

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"Rudina's" competition....

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We should've taken more pics but we were having too much fun. Pretty great Halloween!

12 comments:

  1. Those pictures are great, fantastic work on the costume. If I was there as a certified member of ZombieSquad I would have had to chop off your head.

    No offense.

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  2. Barnes- Thanks!! You realize in this arena your opinion means a great deal to me. I would've been honored to have you chop my head off. :)

    Lermontov- Gracias dude!

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  3. To me, the hardest thing about costume parties is finding one you can live with all night long. But I do love them.

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  4. Yeah by the end of the night the mullett came off as well as my gashes. Itchy! Damn U China.

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  5. I liked the Travelling Mullet effect. But... I figure you were probably coming up short trying to eat brains outta Rudina's head.

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  6. Flinthart- You would be correct about that sir!

    Sidebar- Early yesterday morning "Rudina" was on his way to work and was pulled over for a minor traffic violation. Being an avid hunter, there were several guns in the truck.

    Within minutes he was surrounded by 4 cop cars as they demanded to see his permits WHICH he had.
    He was still ticketed and in his disgust at signing the violation he said "Can you shine your goddamn flashlight here so I can at least see what I'm signing."

    As he signed he heard a snicker from the cop and to his horror realized that his fingernails were still painted pink.

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  7. I like the horseshoes shaped into the letters UGA. Classy!

    Loganville. *shudder* I play in a soccer tournament there every January. Loganville is a town that can best be summed up by the following statement: "I don't like eatin' at classy restaurants like Applebees." I bet they thought they hit the big time when the Johnny's Pizza opened up on Hwy 78.

    And in the "No Heartbeat" photo, I'm trying to figure out who looks more hideous. You, or Urban Meyer (the Florida football coach that is on the TV screen behind you). I'm leaning towards that jackass Meyer.

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  8. Ha! U retard, they got huge when the Best Buy opened up so recognize G. hehehe.

    But hmmm.... Urban Meyer is fugly but I still think I beat'em hands down. :)

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  9. Well, the REST of Georgia thought they got huge when they got a Best Buy, but I bet the city fathers thought they were "gettin' all Atlanta" when Johnny's opened up.

    I once ate lunch at the Johnny's with 3 friends....1 American, 1 Haitian and 1 Guatemalan (all of us college-educated), and we realized 10 years ago, 3 of us would not have been seated at that table. The Haitian, the Guat, and me (I'm a Yankee).

    Urban Meyer earns extra points for A, being a jackass, and B, being Florida's coach.

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  10. Been taking a kickboxing class and just Lost interest in writing for a minute. Working on something now. Should have it up by tommorrow.

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