Monday, July 6, 2009
Women don't like looking at Naked Dudes
As it turns out, once the fall out was over, I.T. blocked Facebook, Youtube, Myspace, Playboy and ....what the hell....Playgirl?
We were told that folks in the office had surfed all of these sites and that they were the result of the assload of viruses that were downloaded.
At lunch on Friday as all of us hens sat clucking around the table, we started talking about how obviously one of the Dr.'s had been on Playboy.com but who the hell was on Playgirl?
NONE of us, as it was revealed, like looking a naked dudes. It just doesn't do anything for most chicks. Now there were a couple of gals who admitted that they enjoyed going to "male dance reviews" but they were definitely in the minority. For the most part we all agreed that men are sexier when their third leg is covered. At the time none of us could really come up with a reason as to why there are 50 different nudie girl mag's at the checkout of any gas station but nothing geared for women except that men are just more into the "visual". The same reason they generally have better hand/eye coordination. We all agreed the only reason Playgirl lasted as long it has is because of gay men.
But as my hubby and I talked about it that evening he was really thrown off. He didn't know that I'm not really into it.
"So if there was a naked pic of David Beckham-you wouldn't want to see it? Bullshit." he declared.
I know nothing of soccer except that in my opinion it has produced the hottest fucking athelete of all time. He makes me swoon. But I don't really care to see him spread out in a magazine. Maybe in his boxers in "Details" or shirtless in a pair of loose jeans but that's it.
"Why?" he asked. "I just don't get it."
What I realized is that when a dude is laying there in the buff he comes off as being vulnerable and that's just not sexy to me. There's something bitch-like about it and I would venture to guess that alot of women feel the same way.
Sidebar-One lady was prompted to offer up a story her husband told her about a new guy he worked midnights with some years back. She said that it was the dude's first night on the job and they were all sitting around looking at a Playboy and talking "man shit". Like who was into tits, asses, legs....just their preferences. The new guy piped up and said that he was into pigs. PIGS. Her husband and his buddies laughed their asses off and chalked it up to "the new guy fucking with them."
The next night the guy comes in with proof of his proclivity. During their 2 a.m. bull session he busts out his favorite magazine...... "PlayBoar". According to her husband it was glossy page after glossy page of pigs dressed in tu-tu's and other outfits posed seductively for their potential admirers.
They fired him on the spot.
I tried to see if there was a website for it (I'm sick) but all I could find was this.....